Her – “I want to be a vegedarian.”

Me – “A vegetarian?”

Her – “Yeah, a vegedarian.”

Surprised. A large portion of our diet is live, organic fruits and veggies, but she loves her turkey, chicken and some fish

Me – “Well…I think we should research it a bit together. Nog everyone does well as a vegetarian.”

This was going on as I looked for chicken breasts.

On the way to the car…

Her – “I really want to be a vegetarian.”

Me – “Why?”

Her – “No reason. I just want to.”

Me – “I’m afraid I’ll run out of things to feed you.”

Her – “You can give me salad, tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, and ice cream!”

Okay, now she’s talking more sense. Does Ben and Jerry’s make a free range chicken flavor?