Had to pay a Comcast (internet/TV) bill tonight. She was going to bed at the same time, so I invited her to do it…
Me – “Want to pay a bill?”
Her – “Yes.”
She sat on my lap, and I showed her how to navigate her way through the site and select the payment method.
Me – “That was $316 that you just paid.”
Her – “How much do they give you back?”
Me – “None.”
Her – “How rude.”